Fog Delay

Coming from central PA the schools always had ice or snow delays. But fog delays are something new. This school district has had at least 6 since the start of school. I'm not sure where some of the sudents come from. Pehaps some of them live out at sea and can not get to school on time because of the fog on the ocean. BUT the land kids should really not have that much trouble. Now granted once or twice it has been really foggy. But it is getting out of control now. My man and I have come up with a theroy this morning since there was another delay and this cuts into our time. We figure that all the students got together and pool their money to pay off the person for calls for the fog delay. And that person lives on the sea somewhere maybe his name is NEMO:+) Or maybe whom ever calls for the delay goes out for Thirsty Thursday because I have noticed a pattern for Friday fog delays at least half so far. Now I ask you a conspiracy or coincidence?